PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And t